If you close your eyes just as it crashes, your brain is tricked into thinking you’ve actually died for a second, thus relaxing you.
no it doesn’t you fucking moron, the only thing it does is makes me think i’m getting closer to some sexy ass tities. it’s literally the opposite of dying, I feel more alive than anything. this is the closest thing to euphoria in a gif as you can get, thus relaxing me.
Yeah but did you realize that if you close your eyes just as it crashes, your brain is tricked into thinking you’ve actually died for a second, thus relaxing you.
Wow, would you look at that. It’s a family watching a nice movie. Nothing weird about that, right?
The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV. Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken. The entire family was found dead the next morning. Don’t believe me? Look in the upper-left corner of the photo. Do you see it? That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.
It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands. When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.
Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes.
THIS IS NOT FAKE!!! Reblog this. Stay safe. And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running. Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.