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Apr 15, 2014 / 8 notes

loveoffranky:

chardonnay through the day.

Apr 15, 2014 / 57,186 notes

pussypounder500:

teacher: you can do better

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foodchewer:

my ride
Apr 15, 2014 / 28,360 notes

foodchewer:

my ride

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abandonedsupernatural:

Patricia Piccinni
Feb 9, 2014 / 4 notes

abandonedsupernatural:

Patricia Piccinni

neofriend:

orkafoz:

neofriend:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, your brain is tricked into thinking you’ve actually died for a second, thus relaxing you.

no it doesn’t you fucking moron, the only thing it does is makes me think i’m getting closer to some sexy ass tities. it’s literally the opposite of dying, I feel more alive than anything. this is the closest thing to euphoria in a  gif as you can get, thus relaxing me.

Yeah but did you realize that if you close your eyes just as it crashes, your brain is tricked into thinking you’ve actually died for a second, thus relaxing you.
Jan 12, 2014 / 11,794 notes

neofriend:

orkafoz:

neofriend:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, your brain is tricked into thinking you’ve actually died for a second, thus relaxing you.

no it doesn’t you fucking moron, the only thing it does is makes me think i’m getting closer to some sexy ass tities. it’s literally the opposite of dying, I feel more alive than anything. this is the closest thing to euphoria in a  gif as you can get, thus relaxing me.

Yeah but did you realize that if you close your eyes just as it crashes, your brain is tricked into thinking you’ve actually died for a second, thus relaxing you.

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celeryludenberg:

Wow, would you look at that.  It’s a family watching a nice movie.  Nothing weird about that, right?
Wrong.
The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV.  Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken.  The entire family was found dead the next morning.  Don’t believe me?  Look in the upper-left corner of the photo.  Do you see it?  That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.
It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands.  When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.
Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes. 
THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.
Jan 12, 2014 / 154,000 notes

celeryludenberg:

Wow, would you look at that.  It’s a family watching a nice movie.  Nothing weird about that, right?

Wrong.

The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV.  Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken.  The entire family was found dead the next morning.  Don’t believe me?  Look in the upper-left corner of the photo.  Do you see it?  That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.

It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands.  When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.

Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes. 

THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.

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Jan 12, 2014 / 107,734 notes

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desusexmachina:

January 10, 2014 at 01:13AM
Jan 12, 2014 / 84,660 notes

desusexmachina:

January 10, 2014 at 01:13AM

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Jan 11, 2014 / 40 notes
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jennmcllstr:

Me trying to be badass